sharonosbourne:

So I was taking pictures of my hamster because I was bored and he slipped and was holding on to my hand for dear life and I got this picture

sharonosbourne:

So I was taking pictures of my hamster because I was bored and he slipped and was holding on to my hand for dear life and I got this picture

(via iamthewhitegirl)


pizza:

rockandkrull:

pizza:

i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it

actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse

i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post 

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snazziest:

It’s all fun and games until u send ;) instead of :)

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hotchoirgirl:

I’m too lazy to be friends with people

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vocaroo:

are you medusa cuz ur makin me rock hard

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pizza-vs-taco:

a moment of silence for all the food we’ve dropped

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msjewbooty:

ah yes, come in, come into my house. ah yes, now step out, step right out the door. wonderful. wonderful visit. come again.

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vvierd:

vvierd:

do you ever look in a mirror and think why.

am i so perfect

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